Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

by mwbinDCpsu December 7, 2007

Hasson

Definatly the biggest and most sucessful mac on the face of the earth. one of the better looking guys. He's a Macbook Pro!

Eric: Yo, look at Hasson macin on those cheerleaders
Jeff: i think he just got a few numbers!!
Eric: DAMN!! Hasson you a mac!

by jesusapplesees May 2, 2011

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Isaac Hanson

Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?

Plays guitar; vocals.

Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?

by Jennifer July 12, 2004

Hanson

The scar-like strip of skin on the underside of the head of the penis.

He loved it when she would lick his hanson.

by Debrox December 31, 2010

hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.

Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson

by miss colleen August 8, 2008

Pauline Hanson

Racist bitch, once again running for office in Queensland.
I call her 'the Catwoman', because of her cat-like eyes and her tendency to throw hissy-fits at the media.

If politicians were smart, they would ban Pauline Hanson from politics forever.

by Princess Michiru Kaiou March 2, 2009