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Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.
Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger
by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011
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haggard ass bitch

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."
Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*
by Kai* July 11, 2006
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L. Ron Haggard

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.
"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2
by NickMacLean April 14, 2010
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When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023
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Haggard

Probably a she. Getting on a bit. Breathe stank from dehydration but the smoke keeps her going. A vile creature you can't help but love, despite her past her used by date.
I feel well haggard
by BigTeddyTao December 25, 2024
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Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).
Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche
by CloakMaster June 14, 2018
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Haggard

Slave from Roman ancient times who used to milk horses for their sperm.
The haggard had just finished his session with the horse.

The haggards obtained a larger quantity of sperm this week.

I can't wait to become a haggard, I heard the pay isn't too shabby.
by londonbr1dge August 18, 2023
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