mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.

Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!

by ThePatriot March 29, 2004

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Nut Huffer

One who enjoys taking in deep breaths of testicular aroma.

Stop huffing that dudes nuts Steve. you're such a disgusting nut huffer.

by OAG July 5, 2008

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Halfed

When your spouse wants a divorced and she wants half of everything (I.e your money) that you have.

Bob: “Man, Janet wants a divorce and she halfed me for my money!”
Tom: Shoulda signed a prenup.

by gamernut0001 January 13, 2020

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Crusty Muff Huffer

One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.

"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."

"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"

by SUPERCAT69 May 5, 2010

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Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

by Jenou January 22, 2007

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