Haffa Jaffa

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.

Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.

by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022

haffey

Has got it all. Biggest baddest ass mother fucker to walk on a diamond.

And another homer from Haffey.

by vaginabob January 12, 2015

haffa

a word that means "have to", but in a much cuter fashion. TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORD WILLIE!

willie: allison, I totally do need to come visit you at college!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!

by iamrightc? September 10, 2011

haffa blowie

the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie

my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie

by scribdizzle October 3, 2009

haffin

divide something 2 people can share in half

would you like to haffin my soda?

by Deloris A June 9, 2008

Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

haffily

similar to happily, commonly found in the phrase "happily ever after", except in the case of the word "haffily" everyone doesn't live happily every after, they are killed by being cut in half, thus the origin of the word haffily.

-"dude all the guys in Sweeny Todd lived haffily ever after!"
-"i know right! That was the goriest movie ever!!"

by therealeffingmadisonb June 24, 2010