haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

Merle Haggard

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

hangarrhea

The smelly outcome of a drinking binge. After a night out, the next morning you wake up and releive yourself, while buckets of smell poor out your anus almost making you suffocate. If you do dare to breathe it gives a slight beer after taste.

Jay: after puking my brains out i was struck with hangarrhea. Last night was fun but this morning almost made me regret it.

Justin: Dude your bathroom must have smelled great. So you were basically taking turns with the hole in your mouth and the hole in your bum?

Jay: yea it was fun.

by Justinnnnnnnnn April 3, 2008

hagara

It means, wild, free and don't care about nothing.

"*snorts* *runs for ball* *snot blows in the wind* I don't care I'm hagara!

by lelyayarg January 11, 2014

haggard

hag·gard adj.

Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.

That dude is haggard.

by Sqwash May 13, 2005

haggarty

to do something insane or really sick, to perform a trick that makes people "cream in there pants"

"John, that crankflip double peg was fucking haggarty"

by torrance dodge May 17, 2005

Haggard

Worn out, Beat up, Used, Ripped, Untamed, Torn, Dirty. Haggard is a clothing style(worn flannel shirt, dark ripped jeans, torn vans slipons, old pair of aviator glasses.) Having Napppy long untamed hair, a beard, and an eye patch with a bottle of booz also aids in being haggard. 'Haggard' is also a movie by Bam Margera, and Ted Haggard is a Preacher and newsman (although he is far from haggard).

Becky: Did you see Bryans outfit today? So gross, hes wearing all old & ripped clothes- his hairs a mess and he has food in his beard.

Lucy: Yeah tht kids fuckin haggard!

by Bryan Flark January 27, 2009