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hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.
Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down
I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag
by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017
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hot rod

my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog
I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus
by starstar1212 March 24, 2022
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hot rod

Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.
From "10 Things I Hate About You":

Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
by Williamhhw July 13, 2017
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hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan
person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?
by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025
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