hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

Hot Rodding

When you stick your penis into an active car exhaust and keep it there until you get a third degree burn.

"Bro, I went out to my car last night and started hot rodding it."

by SoldMyKidsOnEbay July 12, 2025

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020

Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)

I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.

by MrOverboost August 12, 2016

hot rod

Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.

From "10 Things I Hate About You":

Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?

by Williamhhw July 13, 2017

pennsylvania hot rod

a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.

1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.

pennylania hot rod

by nuttermcbuttfucker May 18, 2011