hoedor

The odor of a hoe. Use better when watching Game of Thrones and one of the girls present is a hoe.

Even before Tiffany came to the room to watch Game of Thrones, we could smell her Hoedor.

by Exqueezeme! May 20, 2016

hoedall

A play on holdall.
A hoedall is a box, bag or barrow used to transfer your hoe - usually when they are drunk or spaced out.

Had to clear the tools out of my mobile case to use it as a hoedall to get Clare’s drunken arse home.

by King Crumb & Stains November 9, 2020

hoedown piss

a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants

I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

hodini

when your fuckin a girl doggy style, point her twards a window, have your friend hide in the closet. switch really quick, then go around to the window and wave.

i was fuckin this chick and we pulled a hodini.

by chaney July 11, 2006

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

hedionda

a person who smells really bad with strong oder. One who doesn't shower often.

Stop Being Hedionda and shower for once.

She is to hedionda.

by lizzery April 29, 2008