Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).

1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

Hobby Lobby

An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions

Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.

by CapnMarrrrk July 2, 2014

Hobby Whore

A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.

Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.

by The Dom 916 June 25, 2019

Habboink

Sad, lonely teenagers who can't get any action in the real world so they pretend to have sex on the the social networking site Habbo.

Jimmy: Oh mann, i totally love this girl i met on habbo
Billy: Jesus man, how can you love her.. its just habbo!
Jimmy: But i Habboinked her tho dude, it must be love
Billy: Urghh, you make me sick dude :|

by bobbbbbbbyyyyy January 24, 2009

Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

hobbmate

1. It is basically a fellow human being who have the craving for the same things as you. (hobby+mate)
2. It's your your long lost twin separated at the time you were created, and will give your life a whole new meaning once you find them. It's the best form of best friend you can find. They'd understand & do all the stupid things with you.
3. It's coined by Hobbmate who also owns the trademark for the word, which is off-course the new social app as Insta is dying because of its shitty non-chronological feed as you may guess.

Human1: Hey you also love this stupid game? I thought I was the only one.
Another Human: OMG! You too? I thought no one will understand me.
Human1: Whoa this means we're hobbmates!!!

Another Human: Where were you my whole life?
Human1 thinking the same & wondering why are you still reading this for so long.

by Urban Tonny February 25, 2018

Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016