help

a ruthless beating of an absolute moron

Zach: Hey, I think that's the crackhead who fucked my stereo and stole my wife!

John: Let's go give him some help, heh heh.

Zach: Damn right ! That's exactly what that motherfucker needs.

by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004

Helpful

The act of assisting your partner getting his penis back in you after it fell out during sex.

My girlfriend was helpful last night after, my cock slipped out while she was riding me.

by Captian Unicorn May 5, 2003

Help

What one says when they need a beer.

Anyone need any help?
I need help.

by Floyd kid September 24, 2010

help

Screwing a girl to help her cope with being away from home

Don't tell him that I helped his girlfriend.

by Craig A. Pond January 5, 2005

help

can a mod please ban me from this site until 10/15/21 please i'm fucking addicted

DO NOT POST THIS MODS
please a mod just ban me from this site for the next 3 days i need a break

help me modssssssssssss

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Help

Means you are in danger and u need someone to rescue u

Example :
Kid 1: MOM HELP!
Mom: What honey
Kid 1: I'm stuck under my bed i need some help pls
Mom: OMG LET ME CALL UR DAD U NEED HELP!

by A sweaty Roblox player December 8, 2022

Help

Its what your face needs

Guy 1: Why do you say I need help?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Cus' your face needs help!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020