Haithcock

The athletic director at your school who is female and straight, yet is very masculine and single. She may also live alone with various animals (mainly cats and dogs).

Dave: Wow. Is it just me, or is Coach Arledge really manly? She almost seems like a lesbian.
Mike: No. She's just a Haithcock.

by M.J. Lazzeri December 14, 2008

Gale Hawthorne

The guy who saved Katniss' family, who is Katniss' bestfriend, who was with Katniss through the end, who watched her go through hell on TV, who watched her love someone else, who risked his life to save the person she loved and got nothing in return.

Dude, I'm your Gale Hawthorne, pick me!

I just got Gale Hawthorned.

I'll pull a Gale Hawthorne and stay silent and watch you love another guy to see you happy.

by Everthorne March 26, 2012

Hawthorn Middle School South

Probably one of THE worst schools in Illinois. You'll always get homework no matter what, and lots of racist teachers. The front office administration teachers are shit, and the educational teachers don't care crap about students, in fact, it gives more F's. except for their payment. Boys vape in the bathrooms, jerk off and spray liquid ass in the bathroom as they finalize before they go back to the classroom. Music teachers are shitty as hell as they can't even play shit except to judge students.

Jack: Hey Bob, hows Hawthorn Middle School South?

Bob: It's really bad. The teachers hate me :(

by expoeraser6405 April 4, 2020

Hathen

A guy who matches his profile picture with an egirls profile picture believing that it will get the egirl interested in them when in reality it does not.

Kianoush is a Hathen

by Atomization March 14, 2020

nerd hawt

adj, the quality of being attractive, especially to nerds, usually combining aspects of the boy/girl next door with a reasonable level of intelligence.

Girl- What's the deal with Emma Watson?
Boy- She's nerd hawt.

by Dan Smith5237 January 21, 2008

Jane Hathaway

Brett Bunsen, in s1, ep10, "Dial M for Mother " states he received a Jane Hathaway right on his chest when he had sex with Lana Cain (pretend sex). Further, saying that he was so disgusted he could vomit.

IRL, it means he came in her rectum during anal sex and while returning the favor with oral sex, her riding his face, she left a Santorum on his chest.

Dude, she did a Jane Hathaway, right on my chest.

by Baboon July 14, 2016

hawt

Internet slang for something really hot.

Girl: You were so hawt last night at the show.
Boy: I know

by Harmony April 15, 2005