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Justin Hawkins

Just pure talent! Wonderful! Nice moves and outfits, THE VOICE, they really turn me on even if I´m 32...
Best rock act of the decade!
by J from Finland March 11, 2004
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Justin Hawkins

Fuckin gorgeous 27 yaer old man with the nicest arse this side of the universe. Has a flaming tattoo on his crotch area
All hail the almighty Justin and his hot rod
by Heather Cooper November 11, 2003
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Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
by wagdar March 31, 2009
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Sadie Hawkins Dance

another reason for females to complain
"Wish I had somebody to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance :("
"Uggghhh, I'm a hoe and I can't take all 38 of my boyfriends."
by mbelop_ January 21, 2015
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jeremy hawkins

Sexy with large penis and
Jeremy Hawkins is sexy and has a largest penis
by Pappa j April 24, 2017
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Sadie Hawkins Sex

Usually I take the lead, but last night we did Sadie Hawkins sex.
by eatmorchickn June 26, 2021
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Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
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