Wa hap

Bastardisation of Whats Happening...

When meeting a friend: "Wa hap blud.."

by ahigerfrequency July 15, 2007

wot hap?

An alternate way of asking "What happened?" in online conversation about things that aren't as serious so as to merit the full phrase. Better paired with the phrase 'R u ok?' to further enforce it as informal. Not as effective in oral conversation for obvious reasons.

A: I hate my mathematics teacher
B: Wot hap?

by mistermisteriosa March 20, 2014

What hap?

Short for "What happened?"

Can also use it as a greeting by saying "What's hap?"

"WTF? The file transfer was at 90 percent. What hap?"

by goodkind November 5, 2009

Hep Hap

The more epic version of Hip Hop, it means you got swag. Yes, swag. Hep Hap is Hip Hop, but with more SWAG.

He has so much swag, he has Hep Hap!
She's so Hep Hap!
That song is so Hep Hap, what's its name?

by pikaruchu November 14, 2011

What the hap is fuckening

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

by crusty meme October 12, 2016

make it hap'n cap'n

A direct reference to anyone about to display the traits and characteristics of our beloved Steve Rogers aka Captain America... a superhero who has a penchant for getting shit DONE.

Friend: "I need to go to the DMV and renew my drivers license."
Me: make it hap'n cap'n

by Ray_81194 January 20, 2018

what the hap is fuckening

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.

Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019