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Handsome 

A state of drunkenness. When you drink enough to become very sexy and attractive in your own eyes.
Example 1:
Peter: “What time do you get off? Me and the guys were hoping you could buy us some more beer.”
Brian: “You cant be serious.”
Peter: “Its a little bit serious. I havent been drunk in a day and I’m not feeling particularly handsome.”

Example 2: Me and my friends got blackout handsome last night.
Handsome by danasp_42 October 9, 2018

handsome 

To spray sticky white love juice from the jap's eye.
"Just thinking about Paddy makes me handsome."
handsome by samrywo April 28, 2005

Handsome 

A girl who is handsome rather than pretty.
Female Triple X- Can you give me a suit?
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.
Handsome by Solid Mantis June 19, 2019

handsome 

Rob Searle is handsome
handsome by Rob February 10, 2004

Handsome 

Having sex with yourself.
When 3 people have sex it's called a threesome, when two people have sex it's called a twosome. I guess that's why they call you handsome.
Handsome by SpongeBoobies October 20, 2016

Handsome 

Me
Eros is so handsome
Handsome by belaîs April 11, 2018