haffle

1) to argue pointlessly over something that is in no chance likely to happen
2) to get owned
3) to become extremely frustrated
4) midget anxiety

Dude, stop, you're just going to get haffled about it since the Lakers are gonna lose

by McHaffySnacks June 16, 2010

hamfromnewyork

The best meme page you will ever find on instagram. Ham is a goated ass lightskin and pulls all the bitches , He’s funny asf and a really great boxer. He posts great content that will make you laugh💯

Girl 1: “omg have you seen hamfromnewyork on instagram? he’s so funny”
Girl 2: “yes girl omg he’s so funny!”

by packrunnrnina July 16, 2021

haffner

a person that dresses as Santa Claus all year round

that creepy haffner asked me to sit on his lap

by foti January 29, 2008

HAFFY

Horny As Fuck For You

Tell someone: I am haffy right now!

by HaffyNow May 31, 2016

haffun

Have fun ^^

A: I’m going out today!! I’m excited!
B: oh wow! Haffun!

by The Yoonicorn September 11, 2020

Haffa

To pick up hottie by either flirting and/or making out (but not sleeping with them)

Emily that guy over there is hot af

"Yas girl! You should totally go over there and Haffa"

by UrbanKidz September 21, 2016

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004