Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

big ass haitian nigga named bobby

Everybody knows this nigga, no definition needed.

"Keep talkin' shit and a big ass haitian nigga named bobby finna be at your doorstep."

by Big Haitian Nigga Named Bobby October 4, 2017

Haitian Music Industry Forum

HAITIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY FORUM (HMI Forum) - A platform for Haitian music industry professionals and enthusiasts to discuss and share information on industry news, events, and developments. From artists and producers to managers and marketers, the HMI Forum provides a space for members to connect and collaborate on projects and initiatives that aim to strengthen and grow the Haitian music industry. With regular discussions on topics such as copyright law, royalties, and digital distribution, the HMI Forum is a valuable resource for anyone looking to make their mark in the HMI.

The HAITIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY FORUM is the brainchild of Rene Guemps, the Founder-CEO of Negre Marron Records and President-CEO of The Haitian Music Industry Association (HMIA), both located in New York City.

"I just joined the HAITIAN MUSIC INDUSTRY FORUM (HMI Forum) and already I'm learning so much about the business side of the HMI. I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to get ahead in the industry."

by Negre Marron Records May 5, 2023

Haitian Snow Angel

A haitian snow angel is the act of ejaculating in a girls anus, then having her take a laxative, then eating her out.

guy 1: my girl was feelin like it so i gave her a haitian snow angel.

by hexxydome April 16, 2025

haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022