Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!
by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018
mugGet the Haitian clam bakemug.

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax
Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!
by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017
mugGet the haitian fire porkmug.

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
mugGet the haitian swimming poolmug.

Haitian Gibberish

I would type it into Google translate but how the hell am I supposed to spell "HUHWAH FLU BLAMAUW! XI JINPING POOTINE!" Those ain't words dawg.
Hym "I'm pretty sure there was an ampersand somewhere in all that haitian gibberish... That cannot be a real language. I'm suing Haiti."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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Haitian

dang that Haitian can cook
by The realest thing March 12, 2024
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