gummer

Aka Soul Sucker. ex./ { Wow man, at that point it's no longer considered a blow job but rather a soul suck. I literally felt air siphoning in through my B-hole she was sucking so hard. }

It is how the best blowjobs are born. How do you compete with the flippdy flappidy suction power of lips and gums wrapping around your PeePee. It transcends the term "BlowJob" and rises to the exquisite glory of a "SoulSuck".

Dude, she gave such a mean blowjob that I knew then and there it was my life's destiny to feed her food that would rot the teeth out of her head. I CAN NOT wait to start the tradition "After Dinner Gummers" . By the time she's done soul sucking the devils gonna wonder where his prize is at my funeral.

by ElevateViaLove January 5, 2017

gummer

a super nice and funny person. she got a fat azz and nice boobies.

bro!!! did you see how good gummer looks today??

by barbiegirl7898 April 25, 2020

gummer

one who has no teeth. a prostitute or whore. real sketchy in apearance. a mess, or messy. slutty, possibly having std's or full bore AIDS.

friend: YOA NAG! look at this greasy bitch havin a dart.
me: yikes, quite the gummer

or

friend: wow this chick smells like fish.
other friend: must be some sort of bottom feeder.
me: ya man, shes gummi'n hard!

by THE BINGER January 16, 2012

granny gummer

An old woman. Referring to them being so old they have dentures. AKA, G.I.L.F. Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

This weekend I had sex with a granny gummer.

by Papi Chulo 79 July 28, 2006

gammerstang

a tall, awkward person, usually a woman.

(British word.)

John and I met that gammerstang at the pub the other night.

by bonilla.ln May 20, 2009

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

gummer

Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.

"My grandpa is a gummer".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004