gubber

A derogatory term for an old person, usually male, in Isle of Wight dialect.

Some old gubber was moaning about young people today, luckily he was too deaf to hear what we said about him.

by ElFilthio July 5, 2020

His Royal Guberness™

Term to describe Wisconsin's Scott Walker and his despotic escapades.

His Royal Guberness™ and the Wakenhut Palace Guard have locked down the Wisconsin State Capitol Building.

by wajobu March 20, 2011

gubernaculum

The Tissue that aids in the dropping of the testicles -- a very good word to use in hang man

When Gill became a man (age 17), the gubernaculum aided in the descending of the testes

by wordoftheday January 7, 2008

gummer stumps

1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.

2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.

1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!

2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gumburcules

when someone is as felxible as gumby and as strong as hurcules

YOU ARE SO GUMBURCULES!!

by oakley bondhus July 28, 2005

Gumbert

A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.

"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"

by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011