Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

Gilfer

Gilfer is someone who fucks grandmas.
goes along with gilf

That creep over there fucked your grandmother, hes such a gilfer.

by notlucky August 10, 2009

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

dean gulberry

Dean Gulberry is a funny name meaning dingle berry which is toilet paper hanging from the hairs of your anus.

John: Good going Dean Gulberry now we have to walk home in the cold!!!
Dean: Sorry i was trying to fix the car but then the battery blew up in my face.
John: it didn't need fixed you said you had to take a piss and i could not wait.
Dean: But the battery was all black.
John: Ya that call paint RETARD!!!

by Dick Ruber June 27, 2014

Gulper

Someone who happily drinks all the social distortions, and buzzwords that are created to stereotype people who are fighting for truth in politics. This person might have good intentions yet lack social creativity, and spatial capabilities, and resorts to other peoples terms for power. "Gulpers" are usually associated with both left, and right wing pundits, in U.S. Politics.

Woman: Did you hear about the book "Ecoscience" that Obama's science advisor John P Holdren co-authored with Bush's science advisor, that talks about sterilizing the water supply...etc?

Woman #2(lib): You must be a right winger!

Man(con): But Bush was a great president, except for the mass genocide, and support for eugenics!

woman: Wow,you two are some serious gulpers!

by SickNTired July 28, 2009

guler

the combination of the words 'glue' and 'ruler'
this was combined when my ruler had glue on it.

"hey, my ruler is sticky!"
"let's call it a guler!"

by zoe =] May 29, 2008

golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.

Watch out for that golfer!!!

by TVL April 13, 2005