Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

Guff-Up

When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.

He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up

by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010

Goffstown

A small town outside of Manchester, New Hampshire. This town consists of several places of interest, that are actually 100% uninteresting. You can go to Cumberland Farms, or go to the local pizza place "Viksters". But the real treasure of Goffstown lies in the High School. GHS consists of several groups of people, but basically just 3 groups. Group on consists of people that drive TRUCKS, with huge TIRES. The next group consists largely of kids that wear skinny jeans, have long hair, and cut themselves for fun. Group 3 contains a large number of kids that smoke the weed. If you're saying to yourself, "I'm not in any of those groups.", Think again.

"Hey want to go to Goffstown and hang out at the skatepark?"

"No."

by GOFFSTOWN April 30, 2009

Guffhole

Another word for someone's anus that has been repetitively used for expelling bodily gasses, ie guffhole

Matthew has one stinky guffhole

by fartfaceno1 June 6, 2015

goffstown high school

Goffstown high school. Better known as Suicide High. Bitchy white girls and stoners that live in either goffstown or New Boston attend this hell hole. The girls VSCO’s are a place where girls can’t be judged for being a hoe. And that’s the rule. no judging if it’s on VSCO. The boys stand by the gym and and the weird fuckers stand in “The hallway to nowhere.” While the ghetto but also not ghetto at all stoners hang in the bathrooms before the bell rings ripping the fuck out of their juuls and possibly dab pens. One other very valid rule is that the Freshmen must know their place and stay out of the way of everyone and no one can like them. Even if they’re not that bad. but then you have the junior boys who hit the freshmen girls up asking for either nudes, Or are actually interested in them for some reason. Oh there’s the bell. Better take a loop around the 200 wing before I go to class because Its to weird if I come into class at the right time.

Britney: Goffstown high school is such a drag.
Snotty girl: Yo who has my juul?
Britney: hold on a couple more rips before the bell.
Snotty girl: god fucking damn it Britney, hurry up!! I wanna loop around the 200.

by Edward scissor hands. March 16, 2020

Guffawed

laugh in a loud or boisterous way.

Alex guffawed at how dumb you looked in a dress.

by Urlocalcrackaddict July 14, 2020