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Germanese

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
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Germanistan

Islamic state under sharia law in western Europe. Formerly referred to as Germany.
Germanistan is filled with nothing but people worshiping a peaceful religion.
by Smith Clark June 11, 2018
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Germaphobe

A person with extreme fear with germs and an obsession with cleanliness. Can’t stand anything not clean/touched by others.
Rebecca is such a big germaphobe she cant even touch the schools paper without having gloves on or something.
by oofgermaphobe September 5, 2018
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germany

ultra cool country in Central Europe.

Any englishman who says they don't like the Germans are either racist, or ignorant.
Like us, they worship football. Like us, they support their teams loyally through the hard times as well as the good. Like us they love to drink beer and socialise. Like us, they sometimes drink too much! Like us, they eat a huge amount of cooked/cured meat, and not so much snail juice and frog bollock.
Like us, despite their/our unemployment problems, are mostly hard working, blue collar folk. Like us, they have embarrasing traditions involving big men in girly cloths! Like us, they have a problem with right-wing extreemism.

Unlike us, they are unashamed in admitting their past mistakes and atrocities, which should help to ensure that they don't repeat them.

Despite the stereotype, they have a very cool, understated sense of irony that rivals ours.

It is a modern, wealthy, powerful democracy whom we should be proud to be allied with. Unlike France.
Even though the last time the three countries fought, Germany was our enemy and France our ally, Germany is held in a much higher regard in England than is France.
by StGeorge November 7, 2006
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German Taco

After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.

Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)

Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.
by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012
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Germany

The only Western Democracy with brains enough to ban Scientology as a religion and put them under perpetual state surveillance.
Germany knew from bitter experience that a malevolent organization like Scientology had to be stopped!
by Anonymous Anthropologist October 7, 2008
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guermonprez

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.
He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!
by tjeff988 April 19, 2022
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