Grumption

Someone with overly large testicles

"That bull has Grumption!"

by Dr Robertson May 20, 2007

grumpton deluxe

The act of receiving oral sex whilst defecating and eating a cheeseburger

"I had my first grumpton deluxe on Monday night, it was sensational"

by fulanal March 10, 2014

Gruity

The wet, dry, feeling you get on your hands after eating a bag of fruit snacks

I just got this Gruity feeling after eating these mixed fruit snacks.

by HuntsmanC June 3, 2016

Gromit

A derogatory term for woman who dresses in a way that resembles Gromit from Wallace and Gromit. This typically includes very wide pants and argyle sweaters. They are often associated with Harry Styles or Arctic Monkeys and act 'woke'.

"Did you see the way she dresses?"
"Yeah, she's such a gromit".

by john slav November 2, 2021

Gromit

A, usually unpopular, Teenager who trys to be 'emo' or any other 'rock' social cliques but fails miserably.
Gromits often will try to dress as if they are trying to be 'unique' but end up looking like twats, will listen to 'screamo' rock music that they do not even like and cut themselves and/or act depressed to try and fit in with the more popular rock scene.

They, for some unkown reason, believe this is how to fit in.

They are wrong

Horribly

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A gromit band:

A band that calls themself hardcore/rock
But are shit

i.e. My Chemical Romance

Gromit: "Hey cool people with awesome hair and skinny jeans, may I hang out with you? I even cut myself and wore my converses especially"

Cool people: "No, you're a gromit who wants to be us, go kill yourself"

by Christopher 'Munky' Newton January 11, 2009

Grumption

The quality of a beer mugs 'thumbrest', and its ability to allow one total control over the mug.

A beer mug with perfect or absolute grumption can be picked up with a single thumb. A large amount of beer mugs have good grumption, but the majority are on the lower scale of the grumption continuum.

by Double Dust January 20, 2008

gromit

A girl who is both 'Grim' and 'On it'. Grim in the sense of shes probably not had a shower for a few months, nor has she any physical attributes in any way appealing. 'On it' in the sense of her being fucking gagging to shag you.

You: "Krystal was bare tryin to gwan me last night"
Your Bredrin: "yeh shes a fukin gromit"

by BJ SHITTU April 23, 2006