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Grubberface

An individual with a mixed sense of self importance and/or a deeply shallow social life who harms others by wasting their time on Facebook with worthless, cute, wasteful, or cheesy copy-and-pasted motivational posts (that they don’t even adhere to).

The Grubberface craves the positive attention they believe they are getting, which inflates self-worth. However, in reality, the majority who see and read a Grubberface's posts in fact actually hold the Grubberface in much lower regard - at times, feeling purely sorry for them - because the Grubberface’s grubs are actually making it increasingly difficult for them to be datable, hirable, or even likeable.

Most likely, a Grubberface is someone who is already recognized by friends outside of Facebook as someone having social difficulties, not dated nor had sex in several years, and has gained at least 20 pounds in the last year. Thus, the Facebook friends enable the Grubberface’s behavior by not confronting them on their online habits. The kindest intervention is scissors to the keyboard cord, battery removal from the mouse, and “misplacing” their mobile device.
My friend Carli just posted this on Facebook: "In the mood for Swedish Fish." What a Grubberface. No one, anywhere, on Planet Earth cares.

John is a Grubberface. He just posted: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade..."

“About to eat a burger.”

“Boy, vacuuming sucks”.
by UrbRC October 8, 2010
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Grubbsquad

Term used to describe a team of mixed martial arts fighters who are extremly skilled, & obtain victories by any means necessary, commonly involving moves & tactics often viewed as savage and/or grubby.
" dude, whos fighting at the next show?" " some decent amatuers, & the grubbsquad bro. Their gonna tear it up!" " for sure man, those dudes throw down hard & get so grubby!
by Mmaguru14 January 6, 2013
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grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.
HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!
by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018
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grumbars

The opposite of groubars, a musical term for lyrics that suck ass.
often seen in work from the likes of Drake, Lil Pump and Beyonce.
Kanye - "listen to these groubars they are straight fire"

producer and realist - "what they suck ass, pure grumbars u asshat"
by not kanye west February 24, 2022
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all grubbed out

No food left, as at a buffet that has run out of food.
I got to the banquet a few minutes late and they were already "all grubbed out."
by griffenword October 7, 2009
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Dirty Grubby

The act of shoving a lotion bottle in your ass and beating your meat at the same time until Climax
YO JOSH I HEARD KADE HAD A DIRTY GRUBBY
by GrubbyIsGay October 24, 2020
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baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.
Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.
by babyGrubber March 2, 2022
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