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Grovering

When a person leaves a classroom or a certain place and wonders for an extended period of time
I caught him grovering in the hallways
by Grovering May 27, 2019
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Growling Clam

When you're eating a girls pussy that hasn't eaten all day and you can hear her stomach growling, resembling that of a growling clam.
Yeah dude, I was going down on Jessica earlier and she had the worst growling clam I've ever heard! It sounded like a damn alligator!
by TDCommitte October 4, 2017
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Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
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Groving

To gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. Groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.

The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.
"Dude, did you see William totally groving his wife on Facebook the other day? He status was, 'William is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it...'

"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!

"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"
by Governor Neil Diamond February 18, 2009
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Goveing

The act of Goveing, likely the deed of stabbing a close friend or ally in the back then acting like it never happened followed by swiftly moving on. A deed closely linked with those known to be a propper cunt.
Goveing: "He's a propper backstabbing Goveing cunt him"
by C.O Median July 1, 2016
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grooveline

Bro, I gotta stop at the bodega and get me a grooveline for my date tonight!
by groovyrob March 21, 2020
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Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.
Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan
by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021
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