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gronchet

He groncheted
by Groncheter May 11, 2021
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terminal growth

(noun) - pertaining to the maximal length or growth of a man's facial hair. Word origin: Commonly mistaken with 'terminal value' from the financial vernacular but earliest use is believed to be from a Greek parable about a young man's journey into manhood. Nikolai, from the island of Garofali, was sent by the elders off the island for 'aner teleios' (grow into manhood). Those sent were not allowed to return until their beard had stopped growing, signaling the god's acceptance of the boy into manhood.
"No, my beard won't get any longer. It's at terminal growth."
by pebacon February 12, 2015
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Isaac Groothuis

An ignorant 16 year old who hangs out with the ugliest highschool girl in the world and has a large cock. Also never gets online when people tell him to unless if it’s his girlfriend.
-Isaac Groothuis get on
-No
-*girlfriend tells him to get on*
-alright boys I’m getting on
by sauceboiii June 13, 2022
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Mutant Growth

A sexual act that involves putting a flaccid penis into a girl's vagina and then getting an erection. The penis is felt as a "mutant growth"
My girlfriend really likes when I give her a mutant growth because she likes feeling my penis get erect inside of her
by Mortalicious October 14, 2010
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stomach growth

when males pull their testicles out of their pants and rest it on the top of their waste band while hidden under their shirt. Then they go around asking if anyone would like to see their stomach growth.
Hey Chris I just showed Jon my stomach growth. He thought it was real.
by Sir Braxwell of Booshire October 23, 2013
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groth

an extremely ginormous, huge, overweight, colossal cock
Boy 1: Bro. I need some new pants, my groth ripped right through them last night when I had an erection

Boy 2: :O ;P
by mercurialzeropuma17 April 27, 2011
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Grantham

adjective. Extremely poor behaviour of a person or persons. To be bad mannered and hostile in the extreme. To have few or no manners, or little to no upbringing.

Origin of word - From the town where this behaviour seems to be the norm.
Example 1 -
Jeff - 'She was hungry and all she asked was when they were going to get something to eat, and that's when he shouted "Oh, stop whinging, you idiot! For Christ's sake!"'
Bob - 'But she's so sweet and lovely! Why was he so Grantham to her?'

Example 2 -
Alice -'...and when he said he couldn't understand why people would prefer to watch a rape scene in a soap opera to watching Star Wars, she bellowed "God! Stop whining! Shut your bloody mouth!" right in front of all his friends! Poor fellow was stunned!'
Jenny - 'I'm not surprised! Embarassing him in front of his friends? What awful and Grantham behaviour! She ought to be ashamed of herself!'
Alice - 'Being so Grantham, she probaly has no idea what is, let alone have any...'
by Squirty September 8, 2008
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