Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

grumping

The act of "dry humping" while grinding on a dance floor.

"Yo, that dude is dancing so hard with that chick he's grumping!"

by Blowfish3 October 22, 2009

Glomping

Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.

"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009

gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.

James was gomping to work again.

by Skewy August 29, 2003

glomping

Living in an RV while on someone else’s property, using their space and/or resources for free. (A hybrid of ‘glamping’ and ‘glomming’.)

e.g., "We went glomping way back in the national forest," or "I can't go out with you guys tonight because my parents are glomping at my place with my kids and they're all expecting me home for dinner."

by Trespassers Will August 6, 2014

ripe for the groping

a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.

DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009

Glomping

A sexual act of a mysterious nature, to glomp rather than to romp

person 1 : hey, what you doing?
person 2 : I'm glomping

by Other guy May 9, 2011