gromit

The black rubber ring on a bong, so you can put the tube in

"it wont shoot, the gromit's broke"

by pixiemastif October 14, 2009

Grommet

young annoying rubbish skateboarder, rollerblader, surfer, snowboarder, (all snakeboarders) etc etc.

blaaaaaaad, get off the ramp ya grommet.

by blaaaaaaaad June 29, 2003

Grommet

Slang for Butt Hole. Anus.

I had fire grommet for 2 days after eating that hot sauce.

That dude's a grommet.

You smell like grommet.

by Zuma June 28, 2007

gromit

When a person rolls up a magazine to guide vomit through his/her legs while sitting on the toilet.

Aidan had to gromit when he needed to throw up while taking a shit.

by TacoSaladDay October 5, 2005

Gromit

wannabe skater who wears market jeans

jack tucker is such a gromit

by joe rowland November 24, 2004

Gromit

A person male or female who's mobile phone is practically glued to their hand but they are well known for screening calls or not replying to SMS messages on a continual basis. This person will also have closet gay tendencies and froths over giving rusty trombones

Oh yeah He's not returning my call cos he's doin a gromit

by captainlongshlongsilver March 29, 2011

Ass Grommet

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.

Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021