Skip to main content

Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."
by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010
mugGet the Gordon's Law mug.

Lawrence Gordon

Lawrence Gordon, or Dr. Gordon, is a fictional character from the Saw film series, played by actor Cary Elwes. He is prominently featured in Saw, and is briefly seen in a flashback scene in Saw III.
Chick 1: What ever happened to Lawrence Gordon?
Chick 2: You mean Dr. Lawrence?
Chick 1: Yeah. He was sexy.
Chick 2: No one knows. Some think he's still alive, some think he's dead. There is substantial evidence for both sides of the arguments, but there has still been no definitive conclusion. Saw IV comes out on October 26, perhaps it will clear up any speculation.
Chick 1: ...He was so sexy.
Chick 2: Adam was way hotter.
Chick 1: You're right!!
Chick 2: I kno.
by Tessence January 1, 2009
mugGet the Lawrence Gordon mug.
Related Words

Grodiful

The state in which something is both grody and beautiful at the same time.
I saw a child being born once, it was grodiful
by thatguythatyoudon'tknow July 3, 2011
mugGet the Grodiful mug.

Gordonitis

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
by pluoticus May 5, 2012
mugGet the Gordonitis mug.

Gordon Brown

A penis in a suit.

He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"

Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"

Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
mugGet the Gordon Brown mug.

Godot

Is mentioned in Samuel Beckett's play "Waiting for Godot" as the man/thing the two main characters are waiting for. Unfortunately the flake never shows up, so consequently nothing happens in the play. Like "Seinfeld" this is the play about nothing.

No one knows who or what Godot actually is, and no one will ever know.
(Excerpt from play)
ESTRAGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.
by Camnation January 8, 2007
mugGet the Godot mug.

kim gordon

singer-bassist-guitarist-trumpetist of Sonic Youth, married to Thurston Moore. She's the mother of all riot grrls, an intelligent and creative artist and the hottest woman in the alternative scene.
that's a pic of kim gordon on dj olive set!
by lessthanzero February 23, 2005
mugGet the kim gordon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email