Griffin

The Smartest, most attractive guy from Colorado. He spent some time in Cleveland because he was way too Lit for Colorado, but now everyone wants him to come back. Its lonely without Griffin.

Griffin is so lit right now

by BFlops June 16, 2017

griffin

An epic gentleman. He will not tolerate it if you say anything toxic. If you say anything toxic, he will roll up his sleeves and give you a beatdown while calling you a gentleman, and asking how your day has been. Griffin also has a "special" relationship with his uncle Jimbo, who has been griffins favorite uncle since childhood, despite griffin recently discovering that they aren't actually related.

Jacob: "what the fuck griffin you completely messed that up"
griffin:"Jacob i won't tolerate that toxicity in here"
*proceeds to beat Jacobs ass*

by that guy who's not real May 15, 2019

Griffin

Griffins are creatures that grow hobo beards. You'll know you see a Griffin if they are stoned and have pubic hair on their chin. Griffin is a deceitful creature. They have a sharp sense of smell, which is devloped through years of body odor from not showering. A Griffin's eyes are peircing, like snake eyes. Some believe they can see through your soul. Recent studies have proven that Griffins only think they can see through your soul. If you find a Griffin, you shouldn't approach it. If it approaches you, don't make sudden movements. A Griffin is unathletic, skinny, and pale. You can usually outrun them if you run in zig-zags. Griffins dress very metro. They take pictures in front of Chino.

Todd: That guy is such a Griffin. No wonder his skin is translucent and he is all alone in EB games.

Bill: Don't say his name too loud or he'll become paranoid and self-conscience.

by Clay Topper October 21, 2009

griffinator

One who screams loudly and angeredly during masturbation, often frightening and scary

The Griffinator's mother was alarmed by the loud screams that could be heard eminating from the computer room.

by Mrs. Soloman December 14, 2008

griffinning

In American Football, the act of signalling a field goal after having thrown a winning touchdown as a way of confusing officials. Rumoured to be named for Washington Redskins phenom Robert Griffin III, but also likely to be derived from forms of inappropriate nudity.

This craze is getting so bad that this morning a DC Weatherman was griffinning on the air.

by lastname first September 11, 2012

the griffin

Stuffs his own sock in his mouth before sex

The griffin is really fucked in the head.

by Paige--123 March 4, 2015

griffin

what your parents name you when they're too stoned to think of a normal name. also an amazing monkey with randomass wings who plays more frisbee than is healthy

what kind of crazyass name is griffin??

by flyingcowkara July 11, 2006