Gruber

A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.

Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!

Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.

by I get the ladies January 19, 2010

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

Gregber Man

Any man whose level of retardation is so overwhelmingly high that to even contemplate it would result in the destruction of the soul as well as the body.

"Steve?"
"Yes?"
"You's a Gregber Man."

This example concludes with Steve ending his life promptly.

by Fubs August 7, 2007

grebber

A general minger. A derogatory term for someone who has done something distasteful or disgusting.

Ew, what a grebber

by grebbs January 5, 2011

Graber

A rhino fearing Amish kid. Often has a sister whom all his college friends act like they want to bang.
Spends countless hours playing nerdy video games such as DotA and Civ. Despite this nerdy appearance, he's actually awesome and at times will grace us all with an Amish Fact of the Day(i.e. "The Amish love Mtn Dew so much that they nicknamed it Amish Water").
Especially fun to be with at parties when he gets drunk and insists that unicorns are real.

"That kid playing video games looks like a dork"
"Nah he's awesome, he's a total graber"

by rhino27 April 21, 2009

Judy Greer

Jewish-American actress, best known for such movies as The Specials, The Hebrew Hammer, The Village(unfortunately), and Adaptation, and a number of TV shows that tend to get canceled before their time, despite being brilliant, most notably Arrested Development. Is also extremely sexy, in that Jewish Princess way.

Dude, rent What Planet Are You From! Judy Greer gets naked in it, and she has the most amazing body!

by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010