greasing the hams

The act of ejaculating on a female or males thies and spreading it around (preferebly large humans) and placing your penis in between them.

Dude, remember Eliot and Justin's ex? I was greasing the hams last night

by big fizzle g December 21, 2008

Greasing the monkey

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

by CakeHose May 23, 2009

Greaking

a combination of geeking and freaking. a geeky person thats freaking out.

I'm greaking out, man!

by SandyBeaches4 March 13, 2012

greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.

Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.

by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009

greasing up her vocal cords

cunnilingus. orally lubricating a woman's vulva.

John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.

by quadman08 May 6, 2009

greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.

Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.

by katzenjammer January 6, 2008

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010