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Gravel Road Cops

Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Used in reference to the rural backroads where their Officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jackin' me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
Gravel Road Cops by koevoet November 10, 2020

gravel monkey 

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.
real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*
gravel monkey by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

Gravel Patch 

A patch of small stones for jumping on.
Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!
Gravel Patch by Si.83 June 25, 2022

Gravel hauler 

Take a dump on someone's back and make them walk around on there hands and knees
hey jack I took a shit on the neighbor girls back yesterday and made her walk around on all fours like a gravel hauler
Gravel hauler by Longdongwilly February 24, 2017

gravel pit 

when you make your partner eat peanuts or other assorted nut items for a week straight and then perform anal intercourse.
I fed that bitch cashews for a week and then hit the gravel pit.
gravel pit by Matt and Ben March 9, 2008

gravel pit 

1. a mystery unraveling
2. Boston Punk Rock Band
Report it to the gravel pit.
gravel pit by sah January 30, 2003