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Grandshark

A really old single lady that's on the prowl.
We were at the bar last night and Bob got picked up by a Grandshark. We haven't heard from him since.
by Michamus October 5, 2016
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Grandparent Guilt

The guilt you feel when you have not visited your grandparents in a while. Intensified by the fact that when they inevitability die of old age, you don't want to feel like you didn't see them enough while they where alive.
Mum: "When was the last time you saw your grandparents, they won't be around forever you know"
You: "Stop giving me grandparent guilt, I will go see them soon."
by cofftea August 23, 2017
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Grandparent

Someone who has far to many things than necessary. This person has many things from when they were young that they really won’t get rid of. A hoarder.
Holy cow! Why do you have whole cans of soup from when you were in the first grade? You’re such a grandparent.”
by Yougooooglencocooo July 27, 2018
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Grandparental controls

To protect family members from butt dials and accidental FaceTimes at all hours of the night
I need to set Grandparental controls on my grandads phone he butt dials me late at night
by Alexia205 April 25, 2019
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Gronkular

Used to describe when a mans penis is not large when he is not erect, but it’s enormous when it is erect.
Ok you won’t believe this, I was getting it on with Jimmy, yeah Jimmy from chemistry, and at first I thought he had a Shunk (penis smaller than his balls) but it turns out that his hawg was actually super gronkular!
by Neyahh August 14, 2019
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Grandslatt

A term used for a Slatt (Slime,Love,All,The,Time) who is significantly older than the one referring to them.
I saw my Grandslatt at the shuffleboard hall last week
by NigChungus May 9, 2022
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Bisexual Grandslam

Having had sex with 4 different genders (doesn't have to be at the same time but if you do kudos). Named similarly of the Grand Slam in tennis. Having had sex with one woman, one man, one non-binary person and one agender person. Once you have achieved this you will have leveled up your bisexuality.
"I had sex with the hottest non-binary person last night, finally achieved the Bisexual Grandslam."
by Jaegrr July 14, 2023
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