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gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.
by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004
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gouch chomper

1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.
1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.
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Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.
I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.
by Ehcko March 5, 2014
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Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.
Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!
by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014
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Gouch Gob

An action preformed during sexual intercourse when the male uses his tongue to draw a cartoon penis on the female's genitalia.
Olivia was given a gouch gob by a fudgerucker and she queefed right away .
by thebigolegrun July 11, 2016
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Gouch Waterfall

When one's balls are sweaty enough to create a trickle flowing down the gouch and dripping right before reaching the butthole.
Damn homes...it's so muggy out here my gouch waterfall could fill up a pint glass.

That gouch waterfall I dealt with all day made these boxers smell rank as fuck.
by m@&cat September 30, 2016
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Gouch Soup

Having So Much Sweat In The Taint Region You Make Slimy Soup
"I was playing baseball when I looked down to realize I was brewing some mad Gouch Soup"
by pucnpucnh March 22, 2017
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