a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States
by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007
Get the gooberhead mug.Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber
by niccuh65 December 1, 2010
Get the Goober Knobber mug.Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.
("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
Get the gooback mug.A very clumsy person or refering to anyone who has done something studid and makes themselves look that way.
by Aussie girl May 24, 2005
Get the gooba mug.very high.
bro 1: bro i’m so goobed
bro 2: i can tell bro
bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure
bro 2: i can tell bro
bro 3: that man over there is def goobed rn
bro 4: for sure
by rinniepoopoo April 27, 2020
Get the goobed mug.Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.
by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011
Get the Goober Chills mug.A different form of an excuse. example: it is very similar to no you. It is also a word so you don't have to follow an instruction or something that someone wants you to do.
by yo man cigs March 29, 2020
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