goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

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goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

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fistful of boomstick

Where you ram your fist up someones orafice, open your hand and start slapping around the inside yelling "fistful of boomstick"

lizzy RELLY likes to get a fistful of boomstick from phil

by anonymous April 17, 2004

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A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.

I took one shot from that boomstick and was gagging for a month!

by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010

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