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goodin

A Southern method of wishing one well upon parting.
Far South: "Yea'ins ave a goodin."
Mid South: "Ya'all have a goodun."
North: "You guys have a good one."
by Laurel J Gordon October 25, 2005
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Goofing it Up

A Stupid Style. Acting a Goof, doing something stupid.
Man 1 "Will is over there Goofing it up"
Man 2 "Yeah acting the Goof as normal"
by a Happy chesseburger March 15, 2010
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Goonin

by swaggajackablacka November 13, 2011
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gooning

The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.

Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason September 14, 2005
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Goofenbocker

Noun: A total embarrassment.

A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"
I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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Goofiest

Something a person does that is considered 'goofy' but the biggest goofy thing someone does can be known as there 'goofiest' moment.
A Goofiest act made by someone where for example they jump off a wall like an idiot and swing there arms & legs around in the air.
by el paso1234 June 5, 2009
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Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.
"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"
by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014
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