The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?
The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"
"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"
"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."
by Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre October 29, 2006
Round, very simple, store bought or often homemade stuffed toys with simple expressions, made from scrap fabrics. Gonks were popular between 1960 and 1980 give or take, especially in UK and other areas of Europe. Originally, Gonks type toys came into action during WWII when stuffed toy factories were forced to shut down. Mothers and children could make Gonks at home with whatever they had on hand.
James crafted his Gonks from old tweed, his father's silk tie, and his holey sock, then he hugged them.
by Beth Ellen November 21, 2007
by Jeff Spencer August 14, 2006
Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked
by The serial gonker August 27, 2023
GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a fag
Skinnypenis-Did u hear that GONK had the sexiest GONKEST pennis imaginable Normal ING Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018
by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016
To be beaten to death by a large black rubber dildo.
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
In the movie Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, the character Hatchet Harry, beats a man, suspected of stealing, to death with what happened to be at hand. Harry, also a porn shop owner, happened to grab a big black rubber cock.
This term arose due to the unwieldlyness of the lengthy phrase "He was beaten to death with a large black rubber cock..." and was shortened to simply, "He got gonked."
Hatchet Harry gonked some bloke for stealing from him.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
If these guys keep pissing us off like this, I'm gonna gonk them.
by sonik February 7, 2005