A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.
by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!
by TheCaz September 11, 2021

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.
Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.
by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

by Dill-Dough Boyz April 2, 2025

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021
