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Goldfish

1) A type of adorable orange fish that is a common household pet

2) A nickname for a kid who called himself a "beta male" but he cant spell so he typed Betts and now his friends call him Goldfish.
1) "Aww what an adorable goldfish! Whats her name?"

2) "Hey guys I wrote a fan fiction about Goldfish. Its called spicy goldfish"
by welphereweareagain January 15, 2020
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drama goldfish

capable of filling their lives (and the lives of those around them) with distasteful shenanigans and/or complaints about insignificant bs.

Drama goldfish will expand to fill the space you provide them.

Most likely to be human, but can also be animal or inanimate object.
Since my drama goldfish went to rehab, I've had time to learn Swahili.
by Beatrix is a Kiddo January 26, 2011
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Goldfish

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.
Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.
by Sean Ryan April 18, 2006
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goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.
guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago
by christian_cain January 30, 2008
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goldfish suprise

when you fuck a girl in the ass so much you can fit a goldfish in there, then you fill her up with water and do it.
guy 1: dude i totally love giving goldfish suprises
guy 2: i love getting them
guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
by jon and kate and whore May 22, 2009
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Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen
Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010
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goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.
When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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