Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Myspace Mobsters Godfather

The creator/owner of the Myspace Application, Mobsters! He is a very unintelligent fool, who try's to fix things that aren't broken, and wont tell you how to use new things he adds.

"You can only send 16 energy boosts to your top mobs each day."

"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."

by Donkey Puncherellis May 13, 2009

Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018

Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

Godfather of AI

Yeah he's not the godfather though.

Hym "The Godfather of AI made ZERO fucking contribution to AI. NONE. If he was the godfather of anything he would have thought of it himself. Godfather is just the name the Jews give when they steal your daughter."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

the godfather way

I do you a favor, you do me a favor you can’t refuse

yeah sure, i’ll give you 15 bucks. But when i ask you for something you can’t refuse, the godfather way.

by imapopsomefags February 28, 2023

Fairy Godfather

Your gay godfather that is really nice and has a really nice boyfriend.

Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo!
Person 2: goodbye

by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020