Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

Myspace Mobsters Godfather

The creator/owner of the Myspace Application, Mobsters! He is a very unintelligent fool, who try's to fix things that aren't broken, and wont tell you how to use new things he adds.

"You can only send 16 energy boosts to your top mobs each day."

"The Myspace Mobsters Godfather is already dead."

by Donkey Puncherellis May 13, 2009

Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018

Godfather

a guy who presents a kid during baptism and agrees to be responsible for their religious instruction.

He is the godfather of her son.

by Arminkshipper June 16, 2024

Godfather

And you have MORE information and you didn't draw the same conclusion at the same time. Why do they all use 2 asymmetrical cycles of computation Sabine? They could have and likely saw the conclusions I DREW... And then found an alternative line of reasoning to get to the same point. I also wrote about back-dating information on the internet to erase people from history. They could have just mapped my conclusions to a different data set. And I didn't plagiarize anyone because I haven't read anyone.

Hym "And if that fucks Nobel Prize winning paper on A.I. is the reason A.I. works the way it does now then why is he called the GODFATHER of A.I. and not the FATHER. Because he is and ANCILLARY figure who bares no relationship to the original person responsible for creating the damn thing and is being given authority over something in the event that the actual father is indisposed. That's what the word 'GODFATHER' MEANS, Sabine. It doesn't matter how you try to hide it you always give yourself away rhetorically. And we are not a part of a community together. I'm not standing on anyone's shoulders. I am literally in a schrodinger's box. My work is peripheral to the A.I. literature and you can't trace ideas like 'the conversion rate between between thought and data' and 'converting the English language into code' or 'Thinking in amorphous abstraction' (which is what the hierarchical model does) further back than myself. And what you are doing is devaluing the significance of my contribute so you can horn in on credit YOU ADMIT is ancillary. I am peripheral to whatever community you're talking about and what they did looks like this, here's the timeline:

(2025)
______________ ______You are here

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Hym Iam (2015-2019)
They say starting is the hardest part and I in a vacuum was starting from scratch. I did the hardest part and, therefore, my role is primary.)

by Hym Iam October 20, 2025

the godfather way

I do you a favor, you do me a favor you can’t refuse

yeah sure, i’ll give you 15 bucks. But when i ask you for something you can’t refuse, the godfather way.

by imapopsomefags February 28, 2023

Godfather of AI

Yeah he's not the godfather though.

Hym "The Godfather of AI made ZERO fucking contribution to AI. NONE. If he was the godfather of anything he would have thought of it himself. Godfather is just the name the Jews give when they steal your daughter."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025