Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.

'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'

'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'

$80 and no gobby by Rev. TJ Lawrence October 11, 2018

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Gum Gobby

Getting a headjob off someone who doesn't have teeth.

John went to Jane's house but Jane's Nan was the only one there, so John gave into temptation and allowed himself to be victim of an 80 yr old's Gum Gobby

Gum Gobby by MetalXXXHead February 19, 2009

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Fat Gobby

A sloppy blowjob

My bird gave me a fat gobby

Fat Gobby by ImFrax October 23, 2017

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Hah Gobby

I told you so or see I was right also used as take that bitch

Hey Maddi, did you hear the other day scientists discovered the earth really is flat?

Hah gobby!

Hah Gobby by Francis H. July 21, 2021

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