Gobby Jobby

Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it

Dude, she sneezed on my dick so I made her give me a Gobby jobby

by Pure-Autism August 13, 2017

Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo August 14, 2016

gobby eyes

a girls eyes that would look amazing if they were performing oral sex and looking up at you

Dude, she has the maddest gobby eyes!

by Daniel Darabi October 21, 2011

Green gobby

Having a mouthfull of partially digested brocolli while giving a blowjob.

Dude, Michelle gave me a brutal green gobby last night. I mean, come one, finish your veggies before you start!.

by Greengobby July 8, 2019

gobby week

A week where a girl is on her period so she gives a guy blowjobs instead of sex

Gobby week baby

by Clocks layer September 23, 2013

Gobby Cunt

A word reserved for righteous pricks who spend most of their time growing shit ginger stubble and toking amateurishly on leeched bloots.

You know what mate? You're a gobby cunt!

by errormacro May 9, 2009

$80 and no gobby

Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.

'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'

'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'

by Rev. TJ Lawrence October 11, 2018