Glazing

To do rebellious things with donuts while eating donuts. Also used to make fun of people who like to blaze

Dude, you are so glazing right now!

by Storm1211 September 15, 2010

glazing the donut

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.

I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

glazing the living room

verb

1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place

1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."

by l-sizzzzle June 18, 2008

glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.

i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut

by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009

Glazing

To undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed "Glazer"; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is 'Glazed' by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.

Archie: Just watched Arnie on film4 - Amazing!

Barbara: I love that film - awesome!

Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz

Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!

Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!

Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"

Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!

Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!

Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!

*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*

by The Third Khaaal April 11, 2011

Glazing

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.

“Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

by officer August 8, 2005

Glazing

When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.

Hey man, I had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing

by Hank James May 20, 2011