gingeritous

(gin-ger-i-tous)a disease where your kids end up being a ginger (aka red hair with freckles). This disease is contagious if the father of mother of the child happens to be a ginger themselves.

"i hope i dont end up marrying a ginger or else my children will end up with a bad case of gingeritous"

by hncjo777 February 5, 2009

Gingergram

A text message from someone who is Ginger.

Brandon sent me a gingergram earlier asking about last night's homework.

by Betazen May 25, 2010

gingerbread syndrome

When somebody in a marathon releases their bowels while running a marathon.

"Number 582 seems to have a bad case of the gingerbread syndrome"

by FamilyReject June 9, 2016

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

gingerbread chow-down

the act ripping out a ginger persons pubic hair with your teeth, while singing the Gingy song from Shrek 3

jake: “aw man you wouldn’t believe what i did last night”
tyler: “was it kinky?”
jake: “very kinky bro. i gave my girlfriend a gingerbread chow-down”

by poon slayer 5000 June 29, 2019

Gingerbread Man

Also known as "runner's diarrhoea".

The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.

Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.

"Where did you go after the 5km run?"

"Run, run, as fast as you can..."

"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"

by Travburt November 12, 2013

gingercologist

To be a board certified specialist in all matters related to the Red headed race. These persons are capable of diagnosing almost every known medical condition related to 'gingers'. Further more, they posses the ability to cure many of the more serious cases of gingervitis.

If you feel you need the assistance of a Gingercologist, please don't hesitate to contact your nearest specialist today!

We cure mind, body and soul!

"I used to be a red head.. then I saw my local Gingercologist! He was kind, polite and most of all, discrete! Now I no longer have red hair! I'm cured!"

-Sue, Minnosotta

by Daniel Thomas, Ph D. May 9, 2010