glen stankins

When something or someone stinks really bad.
Originated in Australia

"Man your feet are glen stankins"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

any given sunday

No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.

The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday

by Job 3:16 December 24, 2008

Shady Glen

A sub-par restaurant nestled in the confines of Manchester, Connecticut. Shady Glen originated in 1949 by two elderly people but was purloined by a miserly old man and his wife swindling son. Famous for their really over priced, substandard, fried cheese burgers and ice cream. Every day hoards of ungrateful old geezers show up for their daily rations (consisting of: minidukie soup, undercooked meat, and ice cream to facilitate the liquefied bowel movements) after which they tip very poorly and complain. Employees often disgruntled by low pay. They make a habit to contaminate the food as much as possible by coughing, sneezing, etc. Some even relieve themselves in the bathrooms and proceed to prepare food without washing hands. Mentally handicapped people are often employed here to consume massive quantities of soda to fill their catheter (unbeknownst by managerial staff). All in all not a very good restaurant to eat at.

"I remember Shady Glen back in my day"
"Honey!!"
"Are you enjoying your Shady Glen cheeseburger?"
"Good to know, uuuupthebutt, Good times, shlup!"(words overheard at said restaurant)
*ravenous farting sound from bathroom* "Made a mess!"
"Easy donkey"
"23 sodas, 12 waters"
Oh boy oh boy a Shady Glen Cheeseburger!

by Aldick Wesbutt January 11, 2010

Galen

Means calm in Hebrew. Most Galen's are very unique and have a great sense of humor. They tend to think highly of themselves, which is understandable.

Wow I wish I could be more like Galen, he's such a great guy!

by Nelagster December 9, 2008

The Glen

When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"

by ttung95 December 5, 2019

glen dirty

another popular term used by the natives of glen burnie, maryland. aka....murdaland. If you live in the ghetto of Glen Burnie you are allowed to use this term.

Guy 1*stares at a kid on a broke-ass bike*: Where the hell is that kid from, yo?
Guy 2: Psh that kid's from Glen Dirty son!

by Lil Debbie December 24, 2007

Ever Given

Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.

Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.

by icehot1 March 26, 2021