gaydar

The amazing ability to sense gay or bi (tho mostly the first) by apperence, personality, how they talk, move breathe, practically how they sleep.

Usually the gay/bi ones are always the good looking ones. ie: Nick Lachey, David Beckham, Channing Tatum, Ryan Carnes, Chad Michael Murray

and usually the ugly one's are hetero.
ie: Dick Chaney, George Bush and Bill O Reily (sad isn't it)

Kate: This guy Dave is like a total hottie!
Jeff: Dave? he's gay, my gaydar pinged when i saw him
Kate: ohh thats too bad. who else is gay?
Jeff: Your husband
Kate: Noooo you lie you fag!
Jeff: I slept with him so take that you fat bitch!

by AndreaCow April 9, 2006

Gaydate

When you hang out with a homie of the same sex in a date-like environment such as a bar, club, restaurant, but it isn't really a date.

A play on the phrase "playdate".

Best friends Jessica and Laura are going out on a gaydate today. They're getting coffee, seeing a movie and hitting the club!

by pixelduckexplosion December 23, 2009

gaydar

like radar on a car. only for gay men or lesbian women.

"wow. my gaydar went off the scale when Sean walked by me."

by iLoveJosh<3 January 6, 2009

Gaydar Jammer

A person (most commonly Russian or Persian) who you cannot tell if he/she is gay or straight. it is most commonly used when you think the person is attractive.

1.) that russian is a gaydar jammer, unless he figure skates I will never be able to tell his sexuality.

2.) Damn it Mary, that hotie persian man is eying but he's a total gaydar jammer, he's stylish but it's with things only a persian would think were cool.

by snapmagic April 28, 2009

darth gaydar

What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...

Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"

Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."

Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*

Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."

by CockBoss O'WhopperWeiner March 24, 2009

gaydar

A mental radar for telling whether someone is gay

1) I have a pretty good gaydar

2) My gaydar says that guy is definitely gay

by Penguin AWESOMENESS June 27, 2013

Gaydar

A persons ability to ACCURATELY tell if people around them are actually homosexual. Without asking the suspect or anyone who knows them directly or indirectly.

Person of "happier" inclination walks into a bar in a backwater, where incest is the norm but gays are burned at the post and manages to get laid with a local of the same sex from said bar would be said to have good gaydar and some pretty good moves!

by speculation November 23, 2009