Gherkin

The Gherkin is a humble man of Irish descent.

A Gherkin is typically a portly fellow, short in stature and quick to anger, yet hankers to jest and rebuke. Commonly recognised for his fondness for a frigid brew whilst whetting his appetite for the titillating indulgence that is sports.

Historically know for his resentment of the Helmet people (first appeared approximately A.D. 2004), which experts believe to have withdrawn from both our consciousness and physical presence.

Trent: Hey Gherkin, do you want to go to The Corner and have a beer before the footy?

Gherkin: I'm already going there with Ed and Chris to get smashed, so you can fuck right off back to Adelaide you helmet haired fairy fucking poof!!!

by elwar1 July 8, 2009

Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

by Street kid February 12, 2017

Garking

To suck ones own dick and choke.

Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.

by csstormin July 16, 2016

gherkin newdle

The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. The Newdle is a narrow, ribbon like strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water. The hybrid Gherkin Newdle, is most commonly known as Jeabba but is also and most commonly referred to as Jeanna.

Jeanna is a gherkin newdle.

by merx. October 25, 2009

gherking it

The action required to maintain an erection while porn videos are downloading. Also known as "the jiggle tap", it is a motion that involves a slight stroking of the erection (not a full on masturbation stroke) and fondling of the balls.

I was gherking it for 5 minutes while I was waiting for The Best of Jenna Jameson to download.

by Franklin Bluth September 18, 2008

Garkin

formally known as gherkin, a garkin is a slurred impared version of the stiff tasting green vegetable. commonly asscoiated with Gargamel from the smurfs. A delightful memory of yesteryear for the Pak N Save gang of the year 2000-2001. The pukled garkin AKA pickled gherkin

Your garkin up the wrong tree bro. Its.....the pukled garkin. you man that dude is garkin as. watch out smurfette gargamel has a pukled garkin. any body know what time it is? its garkin time!! azrael get out of the mince. watch out its phantom dave and the flying spoon. Sorry Tom its time for the garkin report

by azrael7 May 13, 2010

Gherkin Guillotine

A mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.

His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.

His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine

by CleatusjWallbight February 5, 2018