gesulentday

the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.

no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.

man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.

-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday

by Comrade Plasternasty April 10, 2009

The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.

You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

by AC137 October 4, 2009

a hoe never gets cold

The idea person who is a tad too promiscuous will never reach a low temperature.

Ex.

Becky (hoe) :*is walking around naked in 15 degree (F) weather*
Sally: “Aren’t you cold Becky”

Becky: “no, a hoe never gets cold”

by karsrayye October 28, 2017

gets wind of

begin to suspect that (something) is happening; hear a rumor of

How will Tonya react when she gets wind of the news that Alice won the talent show.

by CassCat101 January 3, 2017

Geesus

The savior of the broken the beaten and the damned

Geesus: he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned?
Emo kid: *cries in g-note*

by unsureofthetimes February 1, 2021

Boomerang Gesture

When you accept someones offer to buy you something, give you money, or help you in any way, and later on they bring it up and throw it in your face, especially during an argument.

What ever you do, do not accept any help or money from mark, even if he offers to buy dinner, he is known for his boomerang gestures.

by SKY245 June 12, 2018

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

by Slic Ric September 10, 2013