get on your knees

give me a blowjob bitch

get on your knees: women kneels over, places herself in position where she is on her knees, unzips males pantaloons and thus gives oral sex.

by bazbear March 16, 2011

get on your zoom

To urge someone divert their attention or energy towards something of greater importance or relevance.

This is a popular saying used mostly by TikTok users. In 2020, TikToker QueenZieLocTheVoice recorded a video of her urging her daughter to wake up from sleeping in and log into her virtual Zoom class. She then mentioned that if she didn’t log in she would have her mother in trouble with Truancy. Thus, people on TikTok began using the sound from that video in their own videos to signify the urge to divert focus on important things instead of non-important things.

My sister keeps asking me if she should go back to her ex. I told her “You gotta get on your Zoom and stop going back to that toxic mess.”

I don’t want to go to work today but let me go ahead and get on my Zoom.

You got to get on your Zoom and start getting serious about your workouts.

by Díaz June 28, 2023

get on the horn

To use the telephone.

Hey Simpson, get on the horn and tell accounting we need more TPS reports.

by famousramos June 11, 2004

gerontophilia

a condition were you think very old people are hot.

'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

Madonna videos paraphilias foosty experimentation the Supreme Court

by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

To Get on the Ball

This amusing little phrase says that someone needs to improve something.

Your work is so sloppy. Get on the ball!
Tom has been too lazy. He needs to get on the ball.

by Lionardoo April 4, 2009

Getoar

A real legend and a very funny guy. Loves playing games and other stuff. He is kind and handsome.

WOW! Look at Getoar!

by aIIigator December 13, 2019

Gelon

An iron golem shaped gummy that tastes like melons

Person 1: You should try these gelons! They taste like melons!
Person 2: Ooh! Let me have some!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021