gertrude lollipop

When seducing an older woman, particularly with dentures, have her take out the false teeth before giving you a blowjob, creating an enjoyable slip-n-slide experience for your cock.

Dude Elinore Rosenstein gives the best Gertrude lollipops and she pays me for it too!

by justin shitburg July 4, 2008

Gertonincapioniacin

A type of panda that fly's though the water and has the ability to shape shift into a hot dog bun

Paul says "The genie said i could have 3 wishes so i wished i could be a Gertonincapioniacin"

by Paul Friend & Panda :D June 20, 2009

gerrodmental

verb: to judge severely to the point where the term "judgmental" is insufficent to describe the degree of harshness associated with how you feel about a topic or person.

noun: any harsh statement that is blunt and to the point, disregarding anyone's feelings and usually made without excessive mental deliberation

Not to be gerrodmental or anything, but when we were out at the club, the fattest girl in the universe was wearing a world map sweater.

by sisters February 6, 2010

Gertrude Splash

During a blumpkin in an outhouse, the Receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the Giver in the face.

I got the sweetest Gertrude Splash at the carnival the other night.

by TheEmpress August 11, 2012

gentro

Slang for gentrification, a.k.a. revitalization or urban renewal. The term 'gentro' is most often used by those *opposed* to either the concept, the process, or a specific gentrification project. Those who benefit from gentrification rarely call it gentro (except maybe as a joke).

Damn, I can't live in the city anymore - gentro is wiping out all the affordable apartments!
Gentro? There goes the hood!

by PsyPhi April 2, 2013

St. Gertrude's

The hottest girls in plaid skirts and white blouses in all of Virginia.They have good "values" and know exactly how to have fun. They throw the best parties and always get the guys that St. Catherine's girls wish they had. Guys from BHS, St Chris, Colleigate, Woodberry, and Trinity all love gerties and know that they are the coolest girls in VA.

Gerties have those cute little plaid skirts!

They know how to control themselves, unlike other girls in Richmond

by Gertiiie January 24, 2005

St. Gertrude's

I'm sorry, but do yall really care that much about attacking other schools. Not to be hypocritical, but everyone on this site needs to get a life. I'm sick of people writing mean stuff about each others school when they dont even know what they are talking ab.

Hi i go to (Blank) and i have no life because i sit on urban dictionary and make up mean defintions about rival schools.
It's only highschool... please grow up!

by Sick of this at St. Cat's February 3, 2005