geometry

the most awful class you will ever take. it's so pointless, there is no use for it in the real world. it is basically torture and it's guarenteed to bring down your beloved GPA. even if you were great in algebra, it's still very easy to fail this miserable class.

I'm failing geometry!

by omg i hate geometry January 2, 2008

Geometry Class

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.

Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"

by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011

Geometry Wars

1. A great game on the Xbox Live Arcade. First premiered in PGR3 but then developed due to popularness.

2. It's slang for getting high. Due to the colorful lights that rapidly move, it'sa great activity while baked.

1. I think i'll buy Geometry wars from the Xbox Live Arcade.

2. How about we go "Play some Geometry Wars" in the garage?

by Alec and Ryan! May 30, 2009

Geometry

The result of mathematicians being bored as shit so they create worthless stuff like postulates and theorems and fucking horrible proofs that are meant to fail the fuck out of high school students.

Fuck.
I have a geometry test that decides whether I pass the class or not.
Fuck.

by Opinionated Webster July 13, 2016

Geometry

A tool to torture kids mentally and physically. Most useless thing to learn. Has no use at all even though teachers say it does. Can be replaced with logic class if teachers want us to learn about reasoning and proof. Not even math. Only way for a homeless guy to get a job. Almost 99% of homeless people in the world are Geometry experts because they have no dignity learning geometry.

Start of school*

Hey kids welcome to geometry!

Me: Why do we learn geometry?

Teacher: because it teaches us to think before we believe something!

Me: then what is all the math for?

Teacher: some questions can't be answered.

me: and what is the reason for that?

teacher: STFU

Me: *whispers* stupid geometry and teachers.

by LordBobiscuis May 3, 2016

Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash is a platformer game originally released on Apple and Android devices in August 13, 2013 (and was released on Steam on December 22nd, 2014) by Swedish Game Developer, Robert Topala. It is a game based around geometric shapes that have the ability to jump over obstacles, fly in ships and UFO’s, and transform into many over different forms (such as a robot and ball). It is said to be highly based on based on ‘The Impossible Game’.

Friend: Describe Geometry Dash
Me: A very frustrating game that can make me rage a lot

by Swag21 November 15, 2017

Geometry Dash

A game which never receives an update.

So when is 2.2 coming out for Geometry Dash? Soon.....( 2 years later)....soon......

by Skuxxgolfer January 29, 2020